Vanity Numbers & Phone Menus

A phone number that spells your business, and a menu that sends every caller to the right person

We search the toll-free and GTA local pools for numbers that spell your name, your trade, or what you sell. Pick one you like and we build the phone menu behind it: departments, ring order, after-hours messages, and if you want it, live answers pulled from your own order or billing system. The search costs $9 CAD. If nothing we find appeals to you, that is all you pay.

1-888-ROOFING
dials 1-888-766-3464

This shows how a word maps to digits. It does not check availability; that is what the $9 search does.

Why bother

People remember words and forget digits

Our own line is 386-2VIC2RY, so we've seen the effect from the receiving end. The numbers below come from a consumer study by 800response, Infosurv and e-Rewards on vanity toll-free numbers in advertising. They matter most if your number is heard on radio, read off a truck, or seen on a sign for two seconds.

72% vs 5%of listeners recalled a vanity number after one 30-second radio ad, compared with a numeric one
84%better recall for vanity numbers seen on TV, billboards and print
58%more calls generated by vanity numbers heard in radio and TV ads
3 to 5 daysfrom picking your number to a working phone menu on our Essentials package

Sources: MarketingCharts summary of the 800response study; Chief Marketer. Results vary by industry and ad medium.

How it works

Six steps from search to a working line

You make two decisions: which number, and which menu layout. We handle the carrier, the recordings and the testing.

Day 0 · $9

Tell us about the business

Your business name, industry, main products or services, and whether you want toll-free (works across Canada and the US) or a local 416, 647, 905 or similar number.

Within 2 business days

Get 3 to 5 options

Available numbers that spell your name, trade or offer, with notes on how each one reads on a sign and sounds on the radio.

Your call

Pick one, or walk away

Choose a number and a package. If none of the options suit you, you've spent $9 and owe nothing else. Pick any package and the $9 comes off the price.

Same day

Choose a menu layout

We send two or three call-flow drafts built for your business. Pick one and send us department names, staff phone numbers and your hours.

3 to 5 business days

We build and test it

We register the number in your company's name, write and record the prompts, set the routing, and call every path ourselves before you go live.

30 days after launch

Free adjustments

Real callers always turn up something the script missed, so changes to wording, routing or hours in the first 30 days are included.

Packages

Three packages, priced by how much the phone has to think

A simple menu that forwards calls is a few hours of work. Ring sequences, schedules and text-backs take more. Menus that look up a customer's order or balance in your own systems take real development time, so that tier is priced by the hour against an estimate you approve first. All prices are in Canadian dollars, plus HST.

Essentials

Small offices that want callers sorted by department and nothing to miss after hours.

$395 one-time
Ready in 3 to 5 business days
  • Vanity number registered in your business name
  • Your choice of 2 to 3 menu layouts drafted for you
  • Up to 5 menu options, one level deep
  • Each option forwards to a person, a department or a recorded message (hours, location, product info)
  • Business-hours and after-hours routing
  • Voicemail delivered to email
  • Natural-sounding AI voice prompts, scripted by us
  • 30 days of free adjustments
Price this package

Connected

Businesses whose callers mostly ask "where's my order?", "what do I owe?" or "can I move my appointment?"

$795 + $110/hr integration
Usually 2 to 4 weeks, depending on your systems
  • Everything in Smart Routing
  • The menu reads from your systems: order status, shipping and tracking, account balance, appointments
  • Caller verification by PIN, postal code or order number before any account detail is read out
  • Read-only access by default; nothing in your database is changed unless you ask for it
  • Every lookup falls back to a live person if your system is down or the answer is unclear
  • Written hour estimate before work starts; we don't bill past the top of the range without your written approval
Estimate an integration

Just want the number? For $79 we register the vanity number in your name and forward it to your existing phone, with no menu. You can add a package later and the $79 is credited toward it within 90 days.

Number only, $79
Menu layouts

What the 2 to 3 menu drafts look like

These are the starting shapes we adapt for most clients. Yours will use your department names, your products and your hours; you choose the one that fits and we fill in the details.

Front desk

"Thanks for calling Lakeshore Plumbing, 1-888-PLUMBER."
  1. 1New job or quote, rings the dispatcher
  2. 2Existing job, rings the site coordinator
  3. 3Billing, rings the office manager
  4. 4Hours and service area, recorded message
  5. 0Anyone available, rings the whole team
After hours: emergency line or voicemail to email

Product line

"You've reached Northfield Coffee Supply."
  1. 1Espresso machines, short recorded overview, then option to reach sales
  2. 2Beans and wholesale pricing, rings wholesale
  3. 3Repairs and warranty, rings service
  4. 9Repeat the menu
After hours: website and email read out, then voicemail

Appointments first

"Hello, you've reached Bayview Physio."
  1. 1Book a new appointment, rings reception
  2. 2Change or cancel, rings reception, text link to online booking if no answer
  3. 3Insurance and billing, rings the billing desk
  4. 4Address, parking and hours, recorded message
After hours: online booking link by SMS, then voicemail
Smart Routing in practice

The 3-ring rule

Caller presses 1 for a new quote. Here is what happens if nobody picks up, in an order you choose and can change any time.

Sam, dispatcherrings 3 times
Priya, sales leadrings 3 times
Owner's cellrings 4 times
Voicemail + text-backemail to all three, SMS to caller
Add-ons

Advanced features that don't touch your database

Add any of these to Essentials one at a time instead of moving up a package. If you'd need three or more of the first four, Smart Routing costs less.

FeatureOn EssentialsOn Smart Routing
Ring-in-order sequenceNo answer after a set number of rings, try the next person$195Included
Missed-call text-backCallers who hang up get an SMS with your booking link or a promise to call back$129Included
VIP caller routingNumbers on your list skip the menu$95Included
Holiday and seasonal schedules$49Included
Second-language menuFrench, Mandarin, Cantonese, Punjabi, Farsi, Tamil, Tagalog and others; translation included$195$195
Professional human voiceUp to 8 prompts recorded by a voice artist, in place of the AI voice$175$175
Callback instead of holdCallers press 1 to keep their place and get called back$195$195
Call recording with consent notice$79$79
Matching second numberFor example a local 416 number and a toll-free number on the same menu$79$79
Port your existing number onto the new menu$49$49
Extra department or destination beyond your package limit$45 each$45 each
Care planUp to 2 changes a month (new staff, new hours, new message), a quarterly call-log review, priority support$49/month$49/month
Connected tier

What typical integrations cost

Integration work is billed at $110 an hour on top of the Smart Routing package. The ranges below are for one lookup on a system with a standard API; the low end assumes clean data and admin access on day one. Building several lookups on the same system shares the setup work, so the second one usually costs about a third less than the first.

IntegrationTypical systemsHoursIntegration cost
Caller lookup and call loggingRecognises the caller, greets them by name, logs the call on their recordHubSpot, Zoho, Salesforce, Pipedrive6 to 12$660 to $1,320
Order status by order numberShopify, WooCommerce, BigCommerce8 to 14$880 to $1,540
Shipping and tracking statusPulls the tracking number from your order system, then the carrier statusCanada Post, UPS, FedEx, Purolator10 to 18$1,100 to $1,980
Account balance with PIN checkQuickBooks Online, Xero, FreshBooks14 to 24$1,540 to $2,640
Confirm, cancel or reschedule appointmentsJane, Square Appointments, Calendly, Google Calendar16 to 28$1,760 to $3,080
In-house or legacy databaseNo ready-made API; we build a small, secure one firstSQL Server, MySQL, Access, spreadsheets, older ERPs24 to 60$2,640 to $6,600

Example: an online store that wants order status and shipping tracking would pay $795 for Smart Routing plus roughly 15 to 27 hours of integration ($1,650 to $2,970), for a total of about $2,445 to $3,765 plus HST. We don't take card payments over the phone menu; if you need that, we'll point you to a PCI-compliant payment provider and connect the menu to it.

Estimate

Build your price

Tick what you need and the total updates. This is a planning figure; the quote we send after the $9 search is the one that counts.

1. Package

2. Add-ons

3. Integrations (switches you to Smart Routing)

Questions

Before you start

Who owns the number?

Your business does. We register it in your company's name with the carrier, and you can move it to any other provider later. If you ever stop working with us, the number goes with you.

Toll-free or local?

Toll-free numbers (800, 888, 877, 866, 855, 844, 833) work from anywhere in Canada and the US and have far more spellable combinations left. A local 416, 647, 437, 905 or 289 number tells callers you're in the GTA, but good spellings are much rarer in those area codes. We search both and show you what's available in each.

What if the word I want is taken?

That happens often with short, common words. We'll look for close variations (a shorter word, your trade plus "GTA", your name plus a number) and tell you honestly which ones read well. We don't buy numbers from resellers on your behalf, because those are often priced in the thousands. If you already have a reseller quote, we'll tell you whether we think it's worth it.

What does the $9 actually cover?

Up to an hour of searching across toll-free and local inventory, 3 to 5 available options, and a short note on each. If you buy any package within 30 days, the $9 is deducted. If you don't, there's nothing more to pay and no follow-up sales calls.

Will this work with my current phone system?

Usually. Most cloud systems (RingCentral, Zoom Phone, Microsoft Teams Phone, 8x8, Vonage, Twilio and many Canadian VoIP carriers) support menus and ring sequences. We check yours during the search. If your system can't do what you need, we'll recommend a carrier and move you over, porting your current number with the $49 add-on.

Are there monthly fees?

Our packages are one-time fees. The phone carrier charges monthly for the line, typically $10 to $50 per line or user depending on the provider. The optional care plan is $49 a month if you'd rather not make menu changes yourself.

Is it safe to connect the phone menu to our customer data?

We connect with read-only access unless you need the menu to change something, such as rescheduling an appointment. Callers verify themselves before any account detail is spoken, nothing is stored on our side, and each lookup has a fallback to a live person. If you record calls, we add the consent notice Canadian privacy law expects.

How is the integration estimate set?

After a 30-minute call where we look at your system's access and data, we send a written range of hours. You approve it before we start. We send a progress note at the halfway point, and we won't bill past the top of the range without your written approval.

Start with a $9 number search

Email us your business name, industry, two or three things you sell, and whether you prefer toll-free or local. We'll send payment details and have options back to you within two business days.

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